Awkward Problem

So I'm beginning to think that I am incapable of writing unless I am heartbroken or emotionally stretched to the brink of disability. The problem with this is that I can't exactly simulate heartbreak for myself every night when beading words together like macaroni on a string seems too gargantuan a task for me to even embark upon.

So here's a general s/o.
dickwadss come backkk I am barren without youu. =(