After I dumped my boyfriend of 3 years and 7 months, my best friend texted me and asked me if I was okay.
I replied "Yep. I'll be fine"
And then she said "Chovulo Pedha Cauliflower Kanipisthundha?"
Lucky for me, she knows I suck at Telugu.
The next text she sent was "Literal translation: Do you see a giant fcking cauliflower in my ear? Actual translation: Thats the biggest piece of bullshit I've ever heard."
Sometimes having the greatest friends in the world is a total pain in the ass =)
Thank you guys for handling my 5-day-long-continuous-diva-moment.
Even when I didn't get out of bed all day,
even when I insisted on walking home in the rain,
even when I was a total killjoy at lunch with my DOOM/GLOOM attitude,
even when I called you a zillion miles away and hung up so you wouldn't hear me cry
even when I tortured you with crappy nineties music and made you watch me eat enough mayonnaise to stop your heart as well as mine.
I tried so hard to be alone.
Thank you SO much for making that impossible for me.
I Love Every One of You and I appreciate you every single day =)
I know K posted this in his little apology but I'm going to steal his line and say that I must have done amazing things in my previous lives to accumulate enough good karma to be blessed with so many exceptional friends and a 3-year old sister who loves me.
I WISH WE COULD ALL JUST HOLD HANDS AND RUN THROUGH FLOWERY MEADOWS WITH OUR HAIR FLAPPING BEHIND US LIKE ITS A FREAKING HINDI MOVIE. =)
