Its a work in progress.
You're the important people in my life.
I'll tell you why.
1. The one who made me eat bugs.
I've known you my whole entire life and I will never stop being your biggest fan. In my head, you are part superman and part most charismatic person alive. AKA you are totally invincible. I know you and I know you can do whatever you want with one hand and your eyes closed. I think our relationship gives my boyfriend a complex lol. I like that I can get off a plane after not seeing you for almost a year, and we are EXACTLY the same as when I left. I secretly enjoy being in your car and hearing you sing (off the record). I liked being in your club in a tent and helping you make those ugly lego things. You are my best friend and even though I WISH I had your amazing ear for music, I'm so happy that I have you to show me music instead.
2. The one who I married.
You're my conscious. I add to my mental list of things I need to tell you whenever I don't get to see you because you are the first person I want to tell things to. We are so different from each other but you are so comfortable and secure for me. You're the best listener and the cutest high-on-cough-syrup person on this planet. I admire you for your unwavering loyalty and I'm secretly jealous of how easily you can be and stay happy. You read my mind and our language is probably the only one in the whole world that is spoken just by two people. I can't sleep at night sometimes because I can't hear your phone clicking. If I started listing out memories here, I'm pretty sure I would never get to finish writing the list because there are TOO many. Florida tomatoes. I'm glad we got married so many times because I will honestly love you my whole entire life no joke.
3. The one who thinks linen pants are cool
4. The one who likes to lick people.
5. The one who had a rubber band commitment ring.
6. The one who kissed me to make me shut up.
7. The one who drowned the turtle.
8. The one who stalked juggy at globetrotters.
9. The one who gets high off of cologne.
10.The one who's really a flower.
11.The one who I always walk with.
12.The one with the cute dog.
13.The one who I always hated.
14.The one who never sleeps.
15.The one who always knows whats wrong.
16.The one with the to-do list.
17.The one with the blonde list.
18.The one who makes up songs.
19.The one that makes me drink milk.
20.The one that lives so close.
21.The one who never eats.
22.The one who isn't so short anymore.
23.The one who sings on the phone.
24.The one with the dippface.
25.The one who stole my boyfriend.
26.The one who is my future sister in law.
27.The one I met at new years on the phone.
28. The one that hit puberty and scared the hell out of me.
29.The one that really doesn't care.
30.The one with no hair.
31. The one who annoys me the most.
32. The one who always owns me.
33. The one who takes his own CD's.
34. The one who never called me.
35. The one who attracts creeps.
36. The one who goes to concerts with me.
37. The one who buys me strawberries.
38. The one with the sex hair.
39. The one with the little green shorts that need to go bye bye.
40. The one who is just perfect.
41. The one who makes my poetry songs.
42. The one who just always knows.
43. The one with the sexy legs.
44. The one with the buffalo song.
45. The one with the 10000watt smile.
46. The one who never ever gives up.
47. The one who turns it when its upside down.
48. The one who I steal giant cardboard heads with.
49. The one who can eat his heart out.
50. The one I met first.
51. The one who's a badass.
52. The one who STILL cannot pronounce my name.
53. The scandalous one.
53. The one who is secretly squishy
54. The one who is after my boyfriend
55. The one who makes the 'noises'
oh damn. work in progress.
